To wick away the moisture you're going to lose during those nail-biting NCAA-II championship games.
To make sure the muscles in your arm stay loose for all of those fist pumps!
To trip the referee as he runs by as payback for an earlier bad call. Not really. (No, really, don't trip the referees).
Fanthers don't sit. Fanthers stand. Fanthers jump. Fanthers leap. You'll need "feet containers" to stay steady.
For jumping, hopping, and leaping. Those with weak Achilles tendons should sit this one out.
Necessary to storm the court with after we win it all! Keep 'em warmed up and ready.
Use for handshakes to show good sportsmanship when we emerge victors. Because #allweDUiswin.
Needed to rotate upwards at the appropriate time during "The Wave."